In the latest headlines, readers are shocked to find that doing code has quickly become an epidemic.

During the late 70s and 80s, code appeared in the mainstream in a more purified state called "microcomputing." But it wasn't until the 90s, with Graphical User Interface (better known as "The Guey") that a younger and wider audience began using code.

Nowadays, kids can produce their own code using common household items like a cellphone, a laptop and some No-Doze.

Do you look at the seven deadly sins less as a pathway to eternal damnation and more as a checklist for Friday night? Then this t-shirt goes out to you -- the multi-taskers. You're a firehose of excess. You know that tomorrow could be your last chance for fun, and you take full advantage of that ideal.

While others are drinking their soy lattes, following the raw food movement, and avoiding Happy Hour, you're out there picked up their slack. We dedicate this shirt to all of you who don't let the Surgeon General put a damper on your life!